autumn.

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(via oddlysatisfying)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via splders)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(Source: hayleu, via deerbabystyles)

Darren Criss | INDIE magazine, april 2014

(Source: jobrosftgomez)

paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

(via rylii)

"Could have been animal blood."

(Source: loislanes, via raisesomehale)

zweve:

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe


Omg same

zweve:

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

Omg same

(Source: menandtheirdogs)